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We begin the show with two director chairs in the middle of the ring, one with Garfield in it. “Welcome to the first ever Critique Corner. At this, we review recent movies on the big screen. Today we review The Last Legion, a movie about King Arthur’s family history. So now, we’re going to introduce one of the stars, King Arthur.” King Arty come out. “Arty, I can’t believe your family was like that. It even brought a tear to my eye. I mean, I can’t believe they were that, pathetic. I mean, your dad, Romulus, he couldn’t do anything without protection. He needed help. But I guess it’s father like son. And, gees, was your dad dumb. He threw away Excalibur, just waiting for someone to find it. Sadly, it was you. And I thought you had to work towards what you wanted. Since when were you a Caesar. Overall, I give this 4 out of 10. Terrible plot, but the 4 is when your grandparents died.” “Shut up! You don’t know what it was like. I didn’t get everything handed to me on a silver plate. Because if I did, I would have that Beatdown championship & the EFW back. But my waist doesn’t have gold around it and the FW is dead. And I’m not the one that always needs help. If I recall, without Big Bird, I would still be wearing that title on my waist.” “You know what, that gives me an idea. For tonight’s main event, you will face Big Bird. And not just any match, but a fork on a pole match.” He elaves as King Arty is shocked at the decision. We go to the first match, as Calvin & Hobbes face Grimace & the Hamburgler. It was a great match. Calvin & Hobbes were dominating. Hobbes had just hit an Imaginary Slam on Hamburgler and was about to get the win. But then Ronald McDonald came out and distracted the ref. Jak came from the other side with a chair. He was about to get in, but he couldn’t. Wicket W. Warrick had come from under the ring and held his leg down. He bit his leg and Jak fell over. Then Wicket kicked him below the belt and went under the ring again. On the other side, Dre & Chewbacca came out and took out Ronny. The ref turned back around and Hobbes hit another imaginary Slam to get the win. Jane faced Kim Sul-Song after that. It was a great Women’s Match. Jane was dominating the entire match. She was lining up for a Super kick when Slimy came out. He was trying to distract the ref, but instead, Jane Super kicked him. She Super kicked Kim as well. While she was pinning, Slimy broke it up by hitting her with his titles. The ref had to give the win to Jane. Slimy continued the attacks. After she bagan to bleed, he yelled, “See you at Summerslam!” he left as medics checked with Jane. After that Winnie the Pooh faced Burger King. It was a great match. King was about to hit the Crowning Moment, but Piglet came in with the Beatdown Tag Championships and hit him with them. This gave King the DQ win, but Pooh & Piglet didn’t care, as they continued the attack. Big Mac Came out helped King up, to make it 2-on-2. As they were brawling, Jabba the Hutt came out and body slammed them all to the ground. Fantasy WWE tag champs, Clemens & Bonds, came out and held their titles over both their opponents for Fantasy Summerslam. It’s main event time as King Arty takes on Big Bird in a fork on the pole match. Before the bell rang, Garfield said, “Wait, I have revised this match to be Triple threat Match. Your other opponent will be Casper. Casper come from behind and knocks both of them down. He flies up to the fork and gets it down. He then hits them both with the fork multiple times, causing their heads to be bloody messes. He then low blows both of them with the fork. He pins both of them to get the win. Garfield then came in the ring, after watching the short match. He got out his cheese grater and literally grated their skin off. They were about to leave when Kermit & Han Solo came from the crowd, both with sledgehammers. They knocked both of them out. Hugo Chavez came down the ramp and tried to help, but he too met the sledge hammers. They helped up Arty and gave him a sledge hammer. He hit Garfield over and over again. We end the show with Arty holding the Beatdown Chmpionship, Kermit holding the Fantasy WWE Championship, & Han Solo holding the IN Championship over their bloodied enemies. HRDO, I've checked it out before. and I've done this way longer then AWF was around. I've been doing this about 101/2 months.

Public Comments

1. ok
2. That was strange, dude.
3. Sorry brother. It's too long. It's like an exam question paper. ENJOY!!!!!!!
4. Another great show by u. King Arty made Garfield payb this time around. Clemens & bonds are becoming a force along with Tony. I will be looking very forward to your fantasy ppv this weekend. sorry that i didn't respond sooner but i haven't been feeling well. again good show by you. Keep up the good work.
5. Sweet. Another great night. Casper is such a coward having that match to end too quickly, but it's also Arty and Big Bird's fault for not fighting back. Oh well